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If you are easily offended, you may want to skip this post.

Roman has become very, very interested in his penis.  If he has on shorts or just a diaper, his hands are "down there."  He has taken to pulling his penis out of the top of his diaper and walking around that way.  It is actually pretty funny. 

One day, he woke up from his nap.  Ava went in ahead of me to play with him while he was still in his crib.  Suddenly, I heard a scream and Ava came running to me.  She said that Roman was peeing out of his crib.  I went to see what was going on, and he had pulled his penis out of his diaper and peed on the floor.

Now I have to dress Roman in what I call "cock-blocker outfits."  These are those one-piece rompers that snap at the bottom.  He hasn't figured out how to unsnap them so that he can get to the goods.  I'm worried about sending him to daycare, because we don't have an unlimited supply of those outfits!  I would die if he walked around daycare all day with his hands down his pants.

Gianni assures me this is normal boy behavior, and we are not reprimanding him. I just make sure to dress him in his special clothes.

We have a picture that Ava took, by the way, but I think it would be inappropriate to post online.  I will be happy to embarass Roman in the future with it, though.